Matthew lillard

Mon, 27 Jan 2003 07:19:26 GMT

doubt anyone checks their friends pages... but I'm headed to after_celebrity. They are VERY active and ya'll should come too.

Any post after this one is NOT a part of LAU.

Wed, 04 Dec 2002 00:16:36 GMT

With Sarah's departure, so shall I leave. This community is plagued with people who can't RP for shit. There are literally 4 people here worth 2 shits and since I can RP with them in other locations, places where people know how to RP, I will.

Freddie and Allyson persons... YOU FUCKING SUCK! You ruined storylines for a main player and BEGGED us to keep your character active till you had free time again. During that hiatus, you cruised to BLURTY and began a new character and a new RP. Yeah, we IPed your ass. WE know. Thanks for being a real piece of shit.

KellyO person and JC person who are also a million other characters...
You people can't RP to save your fucking lives. THINK! WTF is wrong with you. Not everyone of your characters has to fuck eachother just because you are in a relationship in real life. THINK!!!

With "Sarah's" Departure, I bid you all Adieu.

I will miss, "Chris", "Joey", "Michelle Branch", "Linda", "Justin Timberlake", and sometimes..."Lance."

I will not delete in case someone might want to tak this journal over.

Sat, 30 Nov 2002 07:56:45 GMT

Went to Disneyland yesterday. Had such a great time with the gang. Used head of the line passes so there was no waiting and enjoyed the kick ass thanksgiving day parade.

Pigged out at Club 33 and rode Pirates 33 times in honor of dinner.

Donnie Darko is a movie I wish I had been in.

Love to my Scooby Crew.

Mon, 25 Nov 2002 08:40:42 GMT

Its getting hot in herre, so.....

Wed, 20 Nov 2002 21:15:42 GMT

Can I just say for the record that not only am I the American Jackie Chan, I am also damn good at birthing babies. :) I AM AN UNCLE!!!! Sarah had a beautiful baby girl. My newest angel is named Noelle Marie Gellar-Prinze. I have the most beautiful women in my life. Linda, Sarah, Addison, Noelle, and *cough* even Wifey.

Well, I'm headed to the hosiptal. Got women to see and burgers to take to Sarah.

WHOA! REWIND!

Tue, 19 Nov 2002 19:15:48 GMT

JC threatened Sarah?

BRING IT ON SISSY BOY! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!

*sneaks to JC's house and sets off cherry bombs in his mailbox and stuffs banana's in his car's tailpipes*

Tue, 19 Nov 2002 19:10:40 GMT

I just saw myself on TV. How incredibly cool is that? I love when you flip the channels and "POP" theres your mug staring back at you! Damn, its so cool. I didn't keep my movie on though. Wing Commander isn't the highlight of Freddy's career and I'd hate to add to my collection of snarky remarks and jabs that I have for him.

Adios Amigos.

Sat, 16 Nov 2002 10:13:54 GMT

Making a movie! w00t w00t!

Linda and I are "dating." w00t w00t!

Sarah is still my "Queen bean." w00t w00t!

I made Freddie buy me the Episode II DVD. He did. w00t w00t!

Matt has a good life.

Fri, 01 Nov 2002 09:32:24 GMT

I egged wifey's car and freddie's car. Why? IT WAS HALLOWEEN!

Fri, 01 Nov 2002 09:32:23 GMT

I egged wifey's car and freddie's car. Why? IT WAS HALLOWEEN!

Wed, 30 Oct 2002 21:04:21 GMT

Freddie pissed me off. he is a mean guy. that is all.

Sat, 26 Oct 2002 09:24:57 GMT

Linda is over and we are watching "Martha Stewarts Halloween." We are learning to make cool crafts and will decorate my and her houses to be the best damn spook-a-thons ever.

I must get back to my guest. Good night.

Sun, 20 Oct 2002 22:37:02 GMT

Freddie keeps leaving WEIRD messages on my voice-mail. NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!

Sarah is sad and crying girl. Stupid Hormones. Wifey was like that too when she was preggers with Addi.

I am all blah from the divorce issue. I don't know what to do.

Sun, 20 Oct 2002 09:13:29 GMT

too much Jolt...

Ouch, my pancreas...

Sat, 19 Oct 2002 06:55:31 GMT

"Friends Don't Quit!!!"
|:O
Freddie, YOU'RE FIRED!

never coming to my party and all.

JOLT FLOAT SEXTRAVAGANZA!!!!

Fri, 18 Oct 2002 22:34:18 GMT

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Shannon and I are making Jolt Floats. I will supply the Jolt cola, She's going to supply the ice cream. Now, LISTEN UP. Here's where you all fit in.

Sarah!: you bring glasses
Freddie: Doritos and dip
Alyson: COOKIES
Linda: Reeses peanut butter cups(mini)
Eminem: M&M's
Everyone else: BRING JUNK FOOD and LOTS of it!

We will have a good time breaking in my new bachelor pad. OH. 21 and over please cause when the Jolt runs out we will EMPTY the mini bar I set up!

I MISS YOU!!

Fri, 18 Oct 2002 07:31:16 GMT

ALYSON HANNIGAN WHERE ARE YOU????????????

Comment me with some love and show me you care!!! I wanna see ALL of those pretty icons in my email!!!!

Fri, 18 Oct 2002 07:12:39 GMT

I found an apt. near burbank till I decide what to do. It helps with the commute on the flick I'm making too. Wifey's being a real bitch and won't let me have ANY of my stuff, so I am rocking the lawn chairs and cinderblocks at the moment. GO ME!

Linda is the best. If it weren't for her, I'd be insane right now. Sarah keeps baking me cookies too and that helps. I'm always down for a good cookie.

Well, thats it. I need to get some sleep so I can hunt me a divorce lawyer in the morning. Duh, duh duh, duh, thats all Folks.

Sure would be nice to talk to Freddie. Where is that guy?

Tue, 15 Oct 2002 19:23:26 GMT

Sarah's back at Casa Gellar-Prinze and The old Matt-ster is ghost. I decided to go bug Linda for a few hours. I need to look for a place to live also. I miss the couch and t.v. and the daughter so much. Got to get to Orange County today too. MUST!!

Michelle Branch continues to haunt me. Evil girl!

cries

Tue, 15 Oct 2002 06:24:54 GMT

I miss my puppy!! Sarah has an icon of her and my daughter. GOD, I miss her. What if Addi isn't mine? Oh god!!! WIFEY IS A NUTBAR! How could anyone want to fuck Goofy? I mean, is he a dog, a cow? WTF is he?

The KEY to being DIRRTY

Tue, 15 Oct 2002 05:40:07 GMT

To be "Dirty" you need, "EXTRA R's." You also need baboon butts. Sarah? You still got yours? Can I borrow it so I can be, "DIRRRRRRRTY?"

Also bathing in urine helps. Ask Redman.

THANKS FOR LINDA!

Mon, 14 Oct 2002 01:53:13 GMT

Her royal Velma-ness and I went to lunch today and then just mucked about. We tried to get Freddie to go but Star Wars was playing on T.V. and he "misses Sarah." He just wanted to see Leia in the gold bikini. We aren't dumb.

Anywhooooooo.... we came up with a game. 10 degrees of seperation: Sarah Michelle Gellar. Seriously EVERYONE in this community can be linked to her royal black-beltness. Scary stuff. Linda and I played a few rounds then decided to get ice cream.

I LOVE MY SCOOBY GIRLS! They are the only ones who really look out for old Mattsters broken heart. SARAH!! Hope you get home soon! I miss you.

Mon, 14 Oct 2002 00:11:47 GMT

ZOINKS! I am the "American Jackie Chan."

Thanks SARAH, for the "Scooby Snacks."

Sun, 13 Oct 2002 08:35:01 GMT

I guess I now know who REALLY loves me. A computer generated dog and Sarah. THANKS PEOPLE!

IF YOU LOVE ME!

Sat, 12 Oct 2002 09:55:18 GMT

I am feeling really blue... IF you LOVE me, show me a bit o' love in the form of a comment and brighten my dreary day.

I just found out my wifey has been sleeping with Goofy for over a year. My daughter might not even be mine. *crying hard* GOOFY!!! Of all the characters in Disneyland, she picks GOOFY!!!