Matthew lillard ([info]matt_lillard) wrote,
@ 2002-10-14 23:22:00
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Current mood: crushed

*cries*
I miss my puppy!! Sarah has an icon of her and my daughter. GOD, I miss her. What if Addi isn't mine? Oh god!!! WIFEY IS A NUTBAR! How could anyone want to fuck Goofy? I mean, is he a dog, a cow? WTF is he?


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[info]sarah__michelle
2002-10-14 11:29 pm UTC (link)
NO NO SHE'S YOURS SHE'S GOT YOUR SMILE.

no child of some goofy reject would look so pretty on my arm.

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[info]matt_lillard
2002-10-14 11:31 pm UTC (link)
*sniffs* I hope you're right... Time to cheer up. Wonder if Freddie's up for a midnight viewing of Empire Strikes Back?

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[info]sarah__michelle
2002-10-14 11:33 pm UTC (link)
I am right... SOB DON'T LEAVE ME I AM SO LONELY ON THE PLANE WITH AN OLD MAN STARING AT MY NONEXISTANT CHEST.

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[info]matt_lillard
2002-10-14 11:35 pm UTC (link)
you have ta-ta's...

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME FREDDIE FOR LOOKING!!

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[info]sarah__michelle
2002-10-14 11:36 pm UTC (link)
*GASP*

You know, though, you might be right. Since I've been pregnant I think they've gotten slightly bigger.

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[info]kris__kreuk
2002-10-14 11:39 pm UTC (link)
I think he is a dog, Mr. Lillard. Though still no smarter than Pluto though he can speak.

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[info]matt_lillard
2002-10-14 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Scooby was a talking dog and he didn't fuck my wife... wait, that would be gross. He wasn't real. Nevermind.

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[info]kris__kreuk
2002-10-14 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Do you think your wife has a secret fetish for having sex with animals?

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[info]matt_lillard
2002-10-14 11:48 pm UTC (link)
I think my wife has spent too much time in "toon town" if you know what I mean. I think I need vats of "dip," I got a dog to erase.

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[info]kris__kreuk
2002-10-14 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Don't make yourself a lower person because your wife is a retard. You should take comfort in the fact that you make 10x or more the amount of money he makes in year with a single movie.

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[info]sarah__michelle
2002-10-14 11:51 pm UTC (link)
I see how it is. Ignore me to talk to someone else. Rah.

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[info]matt_lillard
2002-10-15 12:13 pm UTC (link)
Sarah, I could NEVER ignore you!! God, even if I tried, you wouldn't let me. *wink* Welcome home.

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